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“cgi animators should strike next” “film crews should strike next” I think everybody in the world should all agree to stop working at the same time.
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I’ve been on a White People Expedition Diary kick recently. I see why Lovecraft was fucking obsessed with this as a framing device, they are insanely compelling.
July 17th, 1884: “Food supplies are low. The Dutchman has eaten so many dog livers that he is now hallucinating from vitamin A poisoning, which is a thing that can happen apparently.”
July 18: “We kicked that faggy Austrian botanist into a ravine. Lmao. Had a lovely bath.”
July 19th 1884: “The Dutchman has been confined to the sled. We have sacrificed our belts to restrain his movements, lest we lose another Austrian to his Poop Madness.”
July 20th 1884: “The men are demanding I leave behind my bathtub. I will not.”
(via radiofreederry)
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Mattie will get banned from house parties for hitting on the host in front of their boyfriend, only to show up the next week with like four beautiful women in tow and saying shit to them like “Did you hear they made a film based on those charming little Lego star wars games?”
People come up to him like “Mattie who are these chicks they’re gorgeous.”
He just looks around for a second and goes “To be honest dahling I have no idea. Here, if you want to woo one, read them some of this classical poetry.” And he hands you the first book of Naruto.
I thought Mattie thought Naruto was real?
He thinks it’s a historical text.
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this is like the 6th time this has happened
Posted on July 18, 2023 via Steganography with 10 notes
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this is the fucking funniest thing ive ever seen im in tears of laughter. (right axis) . this is a work of fucking art
As you all can see when I started to purchase $10 pocket knives at gas stations in late 2017 and continued to do so once a year every year the gap between my annual military expenditure and that of the U.S. quickly began to close.
here it is on one axis lmao
Thank you for this simplified lesson in what propaganda looks like.
(via transmechanicus)
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Welcome to the future, where you don’t own anything and the stuff you rent stops working once your phone has no signal.
App powered car? 🤦♀️
I wish people remembered the age old wisdom that if something doesn’t absolutely require an Internet connection to function, it shouldn’t be connected to the internet - same goes for apps.

WHY IS A CATFOOD DISPENSER CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET
Sometimes I’m glad that I’m too poor for my “cool future stuff” monkey brain to be set loose to buy stupid shit like this.
please please please do not buy into the Internet of Things. Digital displays for appliances are one thing, but you shouldn’t need the fucking internet to do your laundry or use the fridge.

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the way liberalism aligned people seem to think that capitalists do nothing to influence global economic system and just sit on their wealth exposes their inherent belief in capitalism being the natural way of life. when it’s nothing but! capitalists put lots of work and money in constantly reanimating the corpse of capital. they commit tremendous atrocities as blood sacrifices to keep capitalism alive! there’s nothing passive about capitalist’s existence as class!
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Posted on July 17, 2023 via ymutate with 761 notes
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I see Hollywood is now very into the idea of buying something once and then owning it forever and being able to make infinite copies. Which. Isn’t quite the message they imparted upon me in my childhood. In the spirit of their own long-held stance:
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